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- MINORS (UNDER 14)

.                   -ASSHOLES.                    ..

-REDNECKS

-PEOPLE WHO SUCK
( YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

-CHURCH PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO JUST ANNOY
THE HELL OUT OF ME WRITING ME 500
STUPID E-MAILS A DAY, TELLING MY THAT I'M
THE DEVILS CABANA BOY.
( I ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM)
=:)->--<

-ANYONE WHO OWNS AN IRON MAIDEN RECORD.

-IF YOU WATCHED A MONSTER TRUCK RACE LAST NITE....
(GOODBYE)
 

AND THAT FART KNOCKER WHO BEAT ME UP IN THE 2ND GRADE
(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)
" I WANT MY CUPCAKES BACK YOU %$@#ING CHUNKY
PUMPKIN HEAD. "
 
 

I DO TEND TO USE A LITTLE BIT OF FOUL LANGUAGE HERE OR THERE,
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MY COLORFUL METAPHORES.
GO BACK TO MARS OR THE CONVENT.
 
 
 
 

WELL THAT LEAVES YOU.

COME ON IN THE WAVES ARE GREAT.

JUST DON'T GET MY SMOKES WET!
 
 

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